1. I love Idina Menzel more than I love 90% of the people I know. She is like a mother to me. If she showed up at my door in the middle of the night and said, "hop in the van." I would do it. But- I really just want a hug from her.
2. Kristen Chenoweth and Idina Menzel were both in Wicked on Broadway in 2003. Let's assume they've hugged at least once.
3. I found out Kristen Chenoweth is coming to Tennessee to sing Christmas carols and other songs.
1ST JAW DROP MOMENT
4. If I got a hug from Kristen Chenoweth, it would be like a secondhand hug from Idina Menzel. Boom.
5. If I heard Kristen Chenoweth sing, it would be a secondhand vocal hug from Idina Menzel. Bam.
MY CRISIS:
6. I begged my mom to go, and she said no after days of pleading. Pleading.
FIRST TIME THE LITTLE SPONGEBOBS IN MY HEAD BAWLED.
7. I've gotten over the sadness, and then my grandma - MY VERY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD GRANDMOTHER - announces that she can't wait until Tuesday when she will go so Kristen Chenoweth sing.
SECOND TIME THE LITTLE SPONGEBOBS IN MY HEAD BAWLED.

